I never do anything nice for anyone. I'm a horrible person.
Although I did offer to drive her to town today. That's kinda nice.

If wasted upon the flesh of all those who hid in the brightly coloured container that dared to catch my attention. I washed it down with the products of a certain dairy variety that had been looted for supplies in these desperate dairy times.
Yeah, I had wheatabix.

The Godfather, Part Two?
Totally the best one in the trilogy if you ask me.

Not as good as the other Ben and Jerrys flavours.

Disgusting comes to mind.
It'll probably also cause people to be all numb and diseased.

I couldn't even be bothered to watch it. But yeah sure, whatever. Go fishface.

Wuzzap homie. I see you baby, shakin' that ass.

I'm always on.. And staring at you.
Toy Story 3, right?

It looks like you went to Mount Doom in that picture.
Is Frodo okay? Did he destroy the ring?

Someone beheaded Bender. Poor Bender.
Plus the car in the back is really bad at parking.

Nights because there is hardly any traffic on the roads.
Its as safe at night as it is during the day. Usually it is safer.

Things have been rubbish this year. One bad thing turns to another but things can only get worse so that's something to look forward too.

Yeah, take that Dad. Your love means zilch.
I love tea more than my mother loves me.

I'm not sure. Beating my high score on Temple Run was always an impossible challenge.
I already know who I am and that part was easy. I'm never happy with anything so its not really a challenge to be happy with who I am, as much of an impossibility.
Plus the way it's phrased makes it sound like people never like themselves.

You know I'm not perfect,
And I tried to make you see.
Somehow you thought of everything
But you didn't think about me.

Sunny. Too sunny. I was driving around and I couldn't see anything. Which doesn't bode well as I've dreamt of my death in a car, Luke predicts i'm going to die in a massive fireball on the dual carriageway and my likely cause of death is an accident in 2013-14 according to those death predictors.

I'm always ill. I can never have a full day without something feeling wrong.
But I've not had a serious illness in years. Since like I was 9 and I just told it to go away and it did.

Death. Sounds morbid, but its something I haven't tried and a question I can't answer. And I don't like not knowing everything.

I always have regrets.. Just none that I care about.
Things always work out for me in the end.. Eventually.

No idea. I avoid the creepy mouth molesters.