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    1. Ammonia Pine
      AmmoniaPine 9 Jul 11

      Have you ever been in love?

      Yeah, twice. One broke my heart, and the other I ain't seen in years. For the best, probably; if there's one thing love's taught me, it's that it ain't for everyone. And it leaves one heck of a mess when it kicks the bucket. One that no amount of scrubbing can wash off. TRUST me. I'm still scrubbin'.

    2. Ammonia Pine
      AmmoniaPine responded to AgentSteelbeak 9 Jul 11

      I would like to take dis time to sincerely apologize to everyone at FOWL for lettin' my powa' go to my 'ead. I can assure youse it won't 'appen again. I promise ta be a fair and honest leader until de permanent 'igh Command returns from vacatiion.

      You're darn TOOTIN' you will! Had to be scolded by High Command before you came to your senses, BIG surprise.

    3. Ammonia Pine
      AmmoniaPine responded to AgentSteelbeak 8 Jul 11

      After youse 'ave cleaned out de eggman boots . . . Hit on High Command.

      They ain't even here, you moron! How do you expect me to do that, even if it wasn't a completely ridiculous order. I swear, ya got a metal face and a brain made of lead. How you've survived this long, I don't know!

    4. Ammonia Pine
      AmmoniaPine responded to AgentSteelbeak 6 Jul 11

      Agent Pine, dere is a truckload of fertilizer dat was just delivered. Please deliver it it to Section C Garden Department, please. *glares*

      What?! You want me to handle...GRRR... you just WAIT until High Command gets back, Chrome-face. Yoouuu just WAIT.

    5. Ammonia Pine
      AmmoniaPine responded to FOWLHC 6 Jul 11

      We need a moment of peace. We trust you can all take care of yourselves for awhile. We will still receive your reports. Other then that, leave us alone. Your immediate superior is more then capable of handing out orders for a few days.

      B-but sir! Er, m'am! You can't be serious! You're leaving HIM in charge?!

    6. Ammonia Pine
      AmmoniaPine responded to Gwappa 6 Jul 11

      Moshi-moshi, minna. I'm looking for some advice. You see, everyone I know has a date to the St. Canard ball, but I don't. I'm not even sure if any girl my age would want to dance with a kappa like me. Can anyone help me?

      E-yuck! Maybe if you didn't smell like you just climbed out of a bog, you'd have more luck with women.

    7. Ammonia Pine
      AmmoniaPine responded to DanuDude 6 Jul 11

      Do you enjoy having sex with your significant other(s)/beneficial friends? Do you have a favorite sexual position? If so, what is it?

      Perfect, I was looking for someone to try out my new industrial toothbrush and mouth soap formula. Open WIDE, pervman; Ammonia's got your medicine riiight here!

    8. Ammonia Pine
      AmmoniaPine 3 Jul 11

      Are there anybody you look up to? Anybody you admire?

      High Command

    9. Ammonia Pine
      AmmoniaPine 26 Jun 11

      Would you like any children one day?

      No! Dirty, grubby little...

    10. Ammonia Pine
      AmmoniaPine responded to Negaduck 26 Jun 11

      ATTENTION KNOBS: I've booted the mayor of St. Canard out of office on his fat ass. Now -I- make the rules around here. First order of business: Marriage is illegal. Gay, straight, polygamous, Vegas. Anyone caught holding a wedding will be shot on sight.

      Hau. Too bad THIS didn't last.

    11. Ammonia Pine
      AmmoniaPine 26 Jun 11

      What do you think of J. Gander Hooter?

      Didn't I already answer this?

    12. Ammonia Pine
      AmmoniaPine 26 Jun 11

      Can you sing? Do you like to?

      Heck no.

    13. Ammonia Pine
      AmmoniaPine 26 Jun 11

      Are you going to the Saint Canard Ball? If so, who do you plan on dancing with?

      Just a big waste of time, if you ask me.

    14. Ammonia Pine
      AmmoniaPine 15 Jun 11

      What's the last thing that you laughed about?

      Formspring question of the day

      One of the Eggmen came prancing in about an hour ago and slipped and fell on the newly polished floor. It was ALMOST amusing enough to make up for the muddy boot prints he left. Almost.

    15. Ammonia Pine
      AmmoniaPine 15 Jun 11

      How many people have you killed?

      Yeah, wouldn't you like to know. I wouldn't mind knowing, myself. I try to stay away from the whole murder deal though; too messy.

    16. Ammonia Pine
      AmmoniaPine 15 Jun 11

      What do you look for in a partner? Or if you are seeing one, what do you like the most about them?

      How about someone who ISN'T a no-good, LYING, BACK-stabbing two-timing FILTHY CREEP?!

    17. Ammonia Pine
      AmmoniaPine responded to Inflatabelle 15 Jun 11

      I've drunk gasoline, kerosene, jet fuel, lighter fluid, turpentine..bring it on when ya can Spic-N-Span.

      You're just askin' for it, aren't you Princess. This stuff'll eat through rubber like it's nothin'! You're just LUCKY you happen to make a handy living shield.

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      AmmoniaPine responded to FOWLEggmen 15 Jun 11

      We're in your quarters, making you a mess!

      ACK! GEEET OUT! OUT! SHOO, SCRAM! You good for nothin'... why I aught ta...

    19. Ammonia Pine
      AmmoniaPine 14 Jun 11

      How things going for you and Steelbeak?

      The less I see of that creep, the better! Why, if we weren't workin' for the same team, he'd have been sleepin' with the suds a LONG time ago!

    20. Ammonia Pine
      AmmoniaPine responded to WoodwardHooter 14 Jun 11

      Now now - Careful there Pine - if your 'new formula' as much as messes up that shirt with a FIBER... I will not be happy...

      Heh heh.. u-understood, Agent Woodward.

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