All of them at once.

Yeah, I'm something extra alright! >=)

Nah, just somethin' to think about.

*Get pushed out of bed by your GREAT BIG JUDAS OF A TORTOISE at 6:00am, which is sooooo much more bucking early than a popny was meant to get up*

*Prepare breakfast for said Judas reptile*

*Mix whatever weird ass protein thing you prepare then drink right out of your blender*

*Fall asleep half way through mixing and get your tail yanked by Judas to wake you back up. Drink the shake, grab something tangable to eat and shower*

*Half an hour for hair maintenance, which involves styling your mane so perfectly Rarity would weep with joy. Then stick your head in a thunder cloud and let the static mess it up the way natre intended.*

*Go to work and arrange the clouds for the day. Go back to bed and begrudgingly thank Tank for getting you up early so you're now ahead of schedule and don't have to touch the weather until noon and will have extra time to nap and train and shit*

*Get woken up again by disaster of the week*

*The only 4Kids theme Dash consdiers worth anything.*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV6Hx0_sRHA

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*And secret actual favourite*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6oK9WKlDvo

Play

Play

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHLK_vWErCQ

Play

We'll see.

Yeah, actually. Been thinkin' about how I might be comin' in...too fast.

I seriously never thought of that before.

I had some thinking to do.

Huh. I'm always down with kickin' somepony's ass when they deserve it but wouldn't I need a license or something? I'd just be a civilian.

An awesome civilian, sure, but...eh, y'know what, sure.

When I've got some free time, sure.

*Soda sip*

...cool!

I'll bare that in mind for -next time-, okay.

I mean you guy's kept bringing the whole training camp thing up. I'll try next year, but right now I've got weather work to catch up on, my own training to perfect and we're past the point where I could prep for camp anyway. What, ya want me to just ditch everypony for a month without any real warning?

Dunno what gave ya that impression dude, but I can't ditch work and take off for Cloudsdale just like that. I already did it like a month ago and those were extenuating circumstances.* 'cides I'm gonna go when I'm good and ready, not 'cause you and Spitfire dropped a ton of hints tellin' me I should.

*She doesn't know what that means but she read it in a book and thought it sounded cool.

*Dash's windows, along with her entier house which is better than your house, are out of reach*

Um, RUDE, we're -talkin'- here, sheesh some pe-owowowowOW, not the hair! OW! That's it! Nopony meeses with the 'DO!

*Dives into kitchen ware*

*Comes back out with three cleavers protruding from her wings James Howlett style*

En Garde!