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    1. Augusto Bort
      AlsoBort responded to Formspring 5 Jun 12

      What food have you eaten the most?

      poz loads

    2. Augusto Bort
      AlsoBort responded to drungul 5 Jun 12

      your thoughts on advice to Olympic athletes not to shake hands for fear of getting diseases?

      can they still jerk each others wieners?

    3. Augusto Bort
      AlsoBort responded to Formspring 19 Mar 12

      Who are you thinking about today?

      krumping

    4. Augusto Bort
      AlsoBort responded to Formspring 14 Feb 12

      Who's your Valentine?

      a glory hole

    5. Augusto Bort
      AlsoBort 14 Feb 12

      have you ever taken lsd?

      no

    6. Augusto Bort
      AlsoBort responded to drungul 14 Feb 12

      Which famous anthropomorphic bear is best known for taking delight in a milk derived variety of a famous Italian cuisine?

      I gave this a lot of thought and I honestly don't know

    7. Augusto Bort
      AlsoBort responded to drungul 25 Jan 12

      Whats your opinion of scotland splitting from the united kingdom? Would the UK be worse off?

      I don't blame them for wanting to get away. The UK would undoubtedly be worse off.

    8. Augusto Bort
      AlsoBort responded to RobotSquid 12 Dec 11

      How do you feel about THING? Does THING tickle your fancy?

      I bloody love THING, me.

    9. Augusto Bort
      AlsoBort responded to drungul 12 Dec 11

      Why do prostitutes charge per hour? I mean, what are we supposed to do for the other 57 minutes?.

      #jokesForLeno

    10. Augusto Bort
      AlsoBort responded to EnglishSpeaker 20 Oct 11

      describe your earliest memory of using the internet

      I went on yahoo.com when I was at school in the year of our lord 1997

    11. Augusto Bort
      AlsoBort 20 Oct 11

      I know you're no economic expert but, based on what you know when will the financial crisis end? Is the default of debt by Greece, Ireland &c inevitable ? And What do you think of the occupy wallstreet movement?

      I don't think it will ever end while capitalism is still in place. Capitalism is a series of crises, and I'm sure we'll patch it up for a few years soon but the underlying problems will remain. Greece will probably default. Occupy Wall St is good in that people are coming together but I think they need to make it about dismantling the system that let the richest 1% accumulate that wealth and not just push for slight reforms to a broken system.

    12. Augusto Bort
      AlsoBort 20 Oct 11

      Whats up man? What do you do in real life?

      In real life I am code guy and university student

    13. Augusto Bort
      AlsoBort 20 Oct 11

      ffavortie philosopher. who

      Marx

    14. Augusto Bort
      AlsoBort 19 Oct 11

      Why is your twitter handle a mass murderer?

      It was supposed to be ironic when I was arguing with freemarket ubercapitalists but none of them knew who he was and at least one dude told me Pinochet was a radical Marxist which is why he killed so many...

    15. Augusto Bort
      AlsoBort 17 Oct 11

      do girls like man boobs?

      In my experience, there is no greater turn-on

    16. Augusto Bort
      AlsoBort responded to drungul 17 Oct 11

      Why do young "adults" like my little pony?

      Manchildren and/or furries

    17. Augusto Bort
      AlsoBort responded to drungul 17 Oct 11

      PETA is launching a porn site, now how exacitly is this gonna save the animals? Here is the source http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8772592/Animal-rights-group-PETA-to-launch-pornography-website.html.

      it isn't. PETA is a joke of an organisation

    18. Augusto Bort
      AlsoBort responded to drungul 17 Oct 11

      Bieber or die?

      death please

    19. Augusto Bort
      AlsoBort responded to Formspring 17 Oct 11

      Who is your favorite Sesame Street character?

      Sesame Street

      the cookie consumer

    20. Augusto Bort
      AlsoBort responded to drungul 18 Sep 11

      So if communism is supposed to be a society where everyone is equal, then why are communist governments so totalitarian and undemocratic? Why do they have poor human rights records, massive censorship and lack of freedom of speech and (some) have cults of

      what communist governments?

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