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Well, it gave me a shiny scholarship. It's either the honors college or working significantly more hours at Elim Park. In the end, it was a no-brainer.
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Creepy! Where are the sparkles?
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Well, I dunno about bliss, but there was cake. Lots of it.
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YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES
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Sorry, after we invited your mom there wasn't enough room for any more people.
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What or what? =/
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Depends. If the apocalypse occurs due to a zombie infestation, Palin's (oh dear god no) presidency, or all the fish and turtles who lost loved ones in the BP oil spill seek vengeance on humans, I think so. Raptor Rapture? I think not.
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You poke her face! =D
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Awww, I think I may love you too, depending on who you are.
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Do homework with the pen because I have an issue with functional fixedness. Also, I just happened to have a lot of homework.
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Did you know that practically everything we eat and drink is made out of corn?
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Yes. Several times.
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Do I honestly look like I NEED a woman suit? But I have punched a bear while wearing a Nicholas Cage suit. (It gives me +85 strength but -103 acting skills.)
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No. Only Nicholas Cage is into that sort of thing.
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Good idea, but I shall revise it slightly. Make the edible underwear out of meat, then put the Twilight DVDs in it. Then feed it to a pack of wolves piranhas or something. This would be significantly more worthwhile. (If we make the underwear big enough for your mom, we could put the books in too.)
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We've been over this...
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That's like asking "How is your hypothetical pet velociraptor?"
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Lauren Bryant
New Haven, CT
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If I don't know you and you're wearing minimal clothing in your profile picture, I don't want your questions. kthnxbai
