I love ya too, Apple Bloom. <=)
We were afraid ya might chip a hoof. >__>
Have a good one, Rarity. Don't freakin' miss out next time!
[mutters to the others / Twilight]
I thought we agreed her catchphrase was "But alas, Mare do Well sees well to do, well awaaaay"...
I think yer just swell, Fl -- er, Mare do Well.
[Applejack exits the wheelbarrow and pushes it back off of Fluttershy, discretely re-adjusting her compromised costume to cover her back up.]
[she sends glares at the other girls that say "FOLLOW MY LEAD." and starts untying everyone while talking loudy]
Golly Mare do Well!
We owe you our lives!
We'll /never/ argue about who's the /best pony/ ever again noooope sure won't!
can't believe fluttershy is th' best pony.
[Applejack still doesn't reply]
[but she's a little concerned since despite being very angry with Sundried herself she's worried about answering directly to the big red machine.]
[Applejack cries out of sheer embarrassment because of the stupid angels.]
[besides how did a baby make angels. she could've hurt herself.]
I ain't hungry.
K-kinda already ate...
i swear ta celestia if that BUCKIN' BOOGEYMARE shows up while i'm in here burnin' my freckles off in embarrassment
N-no! No corners! I be good! Be good.
[Applejack doesn't kick again.]
[surely Big Macintosh the loving brother keeps Applejack entertained for twelve hours or so, yes?]
[leading to Applejack SMB3-poofing back to normal right in his forehooves and sending them both to the ground]
[there's a long pause while Applejack loses the battle to convince herself what just happened was a horrible nightmare.]
[she flies right back up hat over her face and runs into the house, oh no, Sundried's gonna get it!]
[... she runs into her room, locks the door, bolts it, chains it, blocks it, and dives underneath her bed and refuses to come back out]
......... I hope not!
Hi ho Cowtosh, awayyyyyyyyyy!
[does a gentle kick]
[Macintosh can handle it but a normal pony / Twilight would need a chiropractor.]
[maybe the potion draws on Pound's and Pumpkin's essences.]
[Applejack used up all the toilet paper making toilet paper princesses like the cutout [s]angels[/s] princesses that get hung at Hearth's Warming]
Let's go walkies!
[tries to climb on]
Why are you so big, Biggertosh?!
Gwanna said don't eat like a cowww or you'w turn inta one!
'n' she was wiiiight!
Hiya Biggertosh! =D
[holds forehooves up like she wants a hug]
[Applejack zooms away]
[construction noises are heard]
[then many toilet flushes]
[Applejack gets tired of following you and raids the fridge.]
[let's say he made it a bit too potent and now has a baby Applejack following him around]
No weary mister! Just one?! D=
Come oooooon! Just one wibble abble fwidder!
[she's snatching random edibles wherever she can reach them and eating them while following.]
I'll take it inta consideration.
It's okay. Yer free ta go, I ain't mad. Not mad enough ta punish you anyhow.
I actually thought it was kinda funny.... X)
Applejack (Jasmine...’s Bio
Sweet Apple Acres, Ponyville, Equestria
Howdy, partner! Ya done wandered inta th' best got-dang farm there ever were in Equestria! Sure did!
Here at Sweet Apple Acres we grow th' biggest, best-tastin', shiniest, whatever yer favorite colorest apples ya ever did eat!