My cellphone - regardless of whether its alarm woke me up.

No, but then, why would I... I already feel the devotion and faithfulness a supposed "monogamous" relationship ensures, but with the added bonus that my primary partner and I have the permission (and enthusiastic encouragement) of the other to pursue intimate relationships and opportunities for play outside of (and with) each other.

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Oh wow, that's a toss up... but, prolly give. Although I was never one for 69, now that I'm post-T, I think I might enjoy a little give and take. :)

Not quite... but, I like to think I can rock what I own. :)

I haven't been monogamous in eons - the perk of realizing I was poly in my early 20s.

I'd rather be watched - wanking and/or positive commentary preferred.

I like mine mooing. Medium rare to pittsburgh red, please. :)

I have a pizzeria steps from my apt... and it's not bad!

Not nearly close enough - the world could blow up and I'd likely not know about it unless I was standing next to the explosion.

I'm a big fan for workplaces offering onsite child care, offering discounts on gym memberships or having them onsite, and/or offering free services/goods. I still remember working for a private employer that provided free food, snapple, etc.

Hmmm... good question. Assuming said "shy guy" had mutual friends of mine, he'd network to find ways of reaching out to me, like a phone number or snail mail addy. Or... perhaps he'd find my email or find ways to meet me at events he knew I'd be at.

Regardless, establishing common ground is a great first start to any interaction and flirtation with an "Aiden Fyre". :)

Dirtiest thing I've ever done that I never thought I'd do? **searches memory** Gosh, that's hard! Hmm... prolly would be the near anal fisting my partner did to me during the summer just before a puppy play event.

Although I've done modeling and video, I can't say I've done anything shameful (to me) while in front of a camera...

I (usually) love feeling crushed on... although shy guys sometimes frustrate me because I, too, am shy. (I know, I know... shock, horror... but I am!)

**blink blink** As a boy who often feels sad at having LOST the feeling of being desired, I don't think I can actually answer this. As a girl, it felt glorious and intoxicating to feel desired and objectified. As a boy, I struggle with feeling like the freak (even if I love who/what I am).

Aside of the week backpacking in the Appalachian without a shower (where I was dirty AND stinky), I think the dirtiest I've ever been was after doing SPLOSH with friends covered in pudding, cake, whipped cream, and more at TES Fest 2011!

*searching my brain* I don't think so. Hmmm... I may need to rectify this.

I don't have kids, but I'd like to think I would have noticed BEFORE slipping her money. LOL Even so, it'd either wig me out or excite me - without actually being IN that situation, I may never know.

*blush* Maybe not in person... I dunno. And I was sorry you weren't able to make it... I just hope all is okay with you!

My wanking fodder as of late has been very taboo in nature- much too taboo to discuss over Twitter to a complete stranger.