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Worst use: as glasses. Vegetables do not help you see. Well, some of them do, but you have to eat them. So, yeah: glasses.
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Knowing me? I'd probably get my camera out.
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So far? I'm gonna go with Vidcon 2010, I think.
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Of course not. That's Batman. I'm Bruce Wayne. We're clearly two different people.
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Chocolate. Well...I guess chocolate can't solve diabetes. I'll have to keep looking for the answer to this question.
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This assumes I've committed any. It also assumes I'd be stupid enough to admit to committing a crime on the Internet.
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Now I'm gonna steal your cookie, that's what. *steals* Yoink!
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This is very difficult, especially since Santa and Oprah are so similar. Also, these questions always confound me because they seem to imply that I won't be fucking the person I marry. Which is patently false.
But, to go with the spirit of things...I'll fuck Short Stack (I assume you mean the band), because they're pretty and an orgy would be fun. I'd marry Oprah because she seems like she'd be a very giving, friendly spouse, and it would probably help my career out. I'd kill Santa only because I'm pretty sure killing Santa wouldn't stick. In fact, if the Santa Clause was at play, I would then BE Santa. Which wouldn't be all that bad, and I could team up with my wife, Oprah, who's a pro at giving things away. All while having fond memories of my Short Stack orgy. -
I think I would make it a criminal offense to not vote simply because the person doesn't believe that voting does any good. The punishment would be to have to watch and read EVERY bit of media having to do with politics, elections and laws for the cycle they're refusing to vote for. Everything from hard news to commentary to speeches and even the fine print of any proposed law or amendment.
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This is a difficult question. There are a number of great vloggers who inspire me equally. John and Hank Green are obviously up there, but so is Shawn Ahmed (of the Uncultured Project) and my friend Bobby (TheMeFund).
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I'm going to go with lying, because cheating IS a form of lying. I know many people who have open, or even poly, relationships quite happily. They have sex with others, or even relationships with others, but so long as they DO NOT LIE ABOUT IT, it isn't cheating.
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Yes, I've seen what they do to animals in certain farms (not all farms). Do I think we should eat less meat? No. I think people should eat what their bodies and personal beliefs dictate, whether that's lots of meat or no meat. I do, however, think that the creatures we eat should be treated better. This is why I like smaller, more local farms. I don't think farming should be such a heavily impersonalized, industrialized thing. That's what people are talking about when it comes to animal cruelty. People often forget that this style of farming is relatively new and you can still raise animals for food without being complete dicks to them.
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Yes, that still counts as sleeping. Sleeping is a physical thing. All this counts as is dreaming that you're not asleep. Which, if you think about it, is usually the case with dreams. You're just usually dreaming a more active not-sleep.
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Far too few, sadly. I need to beef up on my anime, clearly.
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To answer your second question: Yes. To answer your first question: Fuck yes!
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No. Change is gradual. You may not see it right away, but nobody truly changes overnight. Even when we - as people - have those sudden, life-changing moments, they're the culmination of past events. Even when someone SEEMS to change in a moment, there had to be something building to that, even if they themselves were not aware. If someone seems to change overnight, the truth is you simply didn't see all the elements that factored into a more gradual change.
To be honest, the only person aware of everything that factors into a person changing is the person themselves. However, we rarely notice that we've changed because we're too close to ourselves. We experience every moment that leads us to change, so it's harder to see it. But anyone outside of ourselves can't see what's going on in every aspect of our lives. They aren't with us every second of every day and they don't hear our thoughts. They don't know all of our fears and hopes, our insecurities and secrets.
So, again: no. Barring medical issues - physical or mental - that I'm not knowledgeable to comment on, I do not believe it's possible for anyone to change overnight. It can seem that way - to both people around a person and to the person themselves - but an examination of the events leading up to the apparent overnight change will show you that the change was coming for some time.
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Adam the Alien’s Bio
I am the very model of a modern major general. Except, y'know, not at all.
