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Mark zuckerberg so I could punch him in the dick for being so wealthy. Yes, I'm jelly. >.<
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Lulz. No. I did wiggle my hips to make it spin around like an airplane propeller once whilst drunk though. :| lol
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Brats and beers! :D
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I'd cast butt incontinence on all of my formspring followers. :P
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Depends. <--see what I did there. lol But seriously, I like briefs and boxer briefs. Disposable ones are pretty rad, too.
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I have no need to wax or shave either. They aren't naturally hairy. Some plucking may occur here and there though. lmao
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I've really come out of my shell this year, beginning to figure out what I want and pursuing it. I've met some really cool folks over the past few months and have been learning a lot about myself. It's been a decent year thus far, though I can't really think of one single thing that was "the best". Hopefully that's still to come. :)
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lolol! I don't like men going down on me in general. I would imagine if I did appreciate oral from men that I would prefer a lack of facial hair though.
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Saturday mornings usually don't exist in my world. That's generally a time of rest for Absy. :)
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I can't think of an exact number, but I've seen several at once at some of the dungeons and play parties I've attended over the past few years. lol
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IDK. Do people really care about shit like this? :/
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The screwnicorn trick. xD
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How many times am I going to get this question? Eff you.
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The Velveteen Rabbit. When I was really young my dad took a job in another state and would "commute" and be gone for a month or two at a time. He got me a stuffed bunny that looked like the one in the book and the actual book and I used to read it all the time when he was gone. lol /cheese
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99.9% of the popular ones at the moment. Most of them don't even write their own shit. Teh lame.
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Absypants’s Bio
I'm a lion. rawrz.
