Depends. I alternate between certain games. I can't play shooters when I'm really mad, even if the idea of body parts flying across the screen often feel so appealing when I'm angry.

Instead I go for fighting games. Things like Guilty Gear X2#Reload, Street Fighter Alpha 2, King of Fighters 2002 work best for me. Shitty broken things like Soul Calibur don't do much for me.

My right leg. It got caught between the spokes of a bicycle moving at full speed. It's the single most painful experience of my life.

Married... With Children. What else?

My girlfrie... No, too easy. Let's see.... Hideo Kojima. I just want to know what kind of rules he applies to trolling.

Depends on so many different factors.

How serious where they? Really damn serious? Or was it just a short thing?

How well do I know the person? Close friend? Someone I sometimes say hi to? Family?

Family would gross me out. Even if it was a distant cousin or whatever, I don't think I could be comfortable sharing an intimate moment with someone knowing I'm not the first of my family to have been there.

Close friend... I must really like this person to stay interested. And I don't think this is going to be one relationship I'd jump into quickly. It'd have to slowly come glide into one from a friendship or something similar. I'd pretty much be okay with it from there.

Someone I sometimes say hi to? Eh, who cares. I'm game.

Notice how we've kind of been gliding down this scale as to how much I see in terms of conflict and problems? Well, same goes for how serious they were. It's like a double scale. A graph, almost. In the end, it really just depends on the someone and how I'd get along with her. I don't think it wise to use the same approach everywhere.

Lies! I've never cried to a song! Not even "The Fragrance of Dark Coffee + Rainy Mood + Fireplace" combination.

Because that would be lame and stupid.

Wanted to respond with a song, but I couldn't find the acoustic version thanks to YouTube's new and improved way of searching. So you're stuck with someone playing it in AudioSurf:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gnFIoXWvYQ

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I once bought a roommate a bottle of whiskey for his birthday. Good bottle at that. He loves the stuff, so I figured that'd be the thing to get him.

Then I waited until he went out, I knew he had something planned that day and he never locks his door. I snuck into his room and hid the bottle somewhere in his room. Then I left him a card with the URL to a video on YouTube. It was a video of me wishing him a happy birthday, and telling him there might be something hidden in his room, pointing in the general direction of where I hid the bottle. I knew the layout of his room well enough to accurate point where it was.

Then I pretended like I didn't know it was his birthday when I rant into him before he saw the video. After he watched the video and found the present he thanked me and said this year's birthday was a lot better than the one where he threw a massive party with more than 20 people the year before.

Unlimited budget? I'd start a challenge to follow Phileas Fog's route, but instead of seeing how fast it can be done, I'd set the record for the slowest trip around the world.

Around the World in Eighty Years. Yeah, that sounds about right.

Nathan Fillion. Easily.

What the heck do people still use TVs for?

Relative.

Spinal Tap.

Yes. We're turning it up to eleven.

I don't know my Green Lantern that well, so I had up the differences in colors and what they represent.

Either Green or White. Probably Green.

Considering the whole food/air supply thing, and the fact that I'm pretty much an asshole anyway...

Yes. I would. Without hesitation.

Writing. Which is something I'm already actively pursuing.

Whatever car I could sell for more money. I don't care about cars.

The three or four people I consider actual friends.

An Addam's Family house with a library spanning most an entire floor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17MTtXG-79U

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