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    1. JohnAdvice

      You're a dad, and I'm a dad, so why should a dad and a dad be sad when fun could be had?

      Are... you... coming on to me?


      I hope so...

    2. JohnAdvice

      Dear John, I'm so stressed out with all the school/club work I've been doing. How to relax and still be conscious during class lectures?

      Try not losing your phone all the time, or maybe you could show some interest in what I do, or, you could try not spending your money so wastefully on things you couldn't possibly have an appreciation for. You ungrateful philistine, you've made a cuckold out of me.

    3. JohnAdvice

      Dear juan, how can I avenge Montézuma?

      Don't burn so many goddamn candles in the apartment, I told you a thousand times how their weird scents give me headaches, yet you keep buying them. You even put them in the bedroom. I fucking hate that.

    4. JohnAdvice

      Dear John, How do you select which questions you answer? Because you must have more questions than what you appear to be answering.

      Pro-tip: I probably won't respond if it isn't a question.