Sometimes people think that I'm gay for many reasons: I seldom have a steady girlfriend and keep my sexual encounters relatively private; I'm unafraid of expressing my sense of style; I'm non-homophobic, although physical contact can be difficult for me; At times I can be very eccentric; I'm well spoken and speak with slightly muffled S's; I have an eclectic set of musical tastes that for some reason always tend to gravitate toward electronic dance music or things with quaint, catchy vocals or instrument riffs; I have been known to perform as if I don't enjoy sex, when in actuality I'm holding back because I prefer to not give one-night-stands my best; I fucking love John Mayer; Because, I mean, I just kind of look gay.

The way I deal with people like that is by not dealing with people like that. It doesn't bug me at all, and if they're a person of any sort of importance to me they'll eventually come to find out that I'm not gay anyway.