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It looks like my dream house.
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Yes, I refer you to chocolate.
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Words cannot describe how much I hate reality TV.
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The thought of the people I hate having their lives ruined by their own stupidity.
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take back the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
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Nice people who are treated like shit but just get on with their lives and are content with just being alive. It is this sort of person that I long to be like as the world beats down on me like a raging hammer which will only cease when I surrender to misery.
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Cooper flavour (it will exist, i shall put it im my will)
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Make it legal to import balisong knives to the UK.
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That these questions are an attempt by an evil organisation to brainwash us all into being their slaves.
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"Remember that you are unique, just like everyone else"
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I would like to witness the end of all things.
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That she is british like the rest of my family so she is mt mum, not mom.
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I dont resemble anyone, they resemble me.
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Best player, losing team. Gives me an excuse for shouting at people.
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Mr Lowes, Mentally insane and his first name is Peter so its Mr P Lowes/Mr Pillows.
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Thomas Cooper
Cumbria
Thomas Cooper’s Bio
Keep it short? Thats impossible!
