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BREAKFAST.
One day when I was 19, I woke up next to my then-boyfriend and went to make him breakfast. I wanted to surprise him. It was gonna be basic bacon and eggs, with some toast or something. I couldn't flip the fucking eggs. I broke like, 5 eggs. And he woke up and came in and saw me trying to make him breakfast and thought it was cute then said "let me try", and he flipped the eggs perfectly.
Now he's a sous chef for G. Ramsey. Anything he made me was great. But I will always remember that breakfast, specifically. -
Personal matter not directly involving myself. But it involved 2 hours of phone calls. I'm everyone's confidant. I know too much. If someone ever hacked into my brain, it'd be like opening Pandora's box. I know too much about shit that other people are dying to know or would come undone when knowing. Everyone would hate eachother. Some people would be validated. I have no business knowing half the shit I do.
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We party. It's always at someones house somewhere between Huntington Beach and Calabassas, they switch off. Used to always be at my house in Los Feliz, too. We eat, we drink, and we dance. All 75-90 of us. AND we play this ridiculous gift exchange game that is always a lot of fun. I love my family, especially my cousins. Also, afterwards, it's tradition to go to one of my cousins' house and party til the sun comes up. Drunk pictionary... it's the best.
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YES. I like how you make it sound like I have a penis. Thanks for that.
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WHO IS THIS? Alan? Malysa? Aurora? I demand to know.
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Not lame, and thank you.
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Hah... Maybe. I don't know. Everyone has their own thing, so I guess it comes down to preference. I don't know much about the porn industry, but it seems like there's a flooding of amateur porn and a lot of the shitty stuff gets mixed in with the good.
I don't know what I'm talking about. Let's ignore this. -
Okay, I'll type it up now... But don't make fun of me! I legit sound about 14 on this pad of paper.
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I don't like speaking for females as a whole because I feel like maybe a lot of them wouldn't want me speaking for them or taking some kind of stance in that way, but fuck it. Also, I'm gonna use the pronoun "we", but this is entirely based off my own thoughts and opinions.
We don't want to wife you. Talking dirty only works before we start getting it on. You call to ask someone out on a date, you text if you just wanna hang out. Sex isn't a marathon, it's more like a relay race - or something else that isn't a marathon but you go again, and again, and again and maybe relay race isn't at all the right thing to use in this analogy, but WE'RE NOT PERFECT. We want you to take control, and we don't want to have to tell you. If we have sex on the first date, we lose interest. If you can call us out on our shit and not be an asshole, we might fall in love with you. If at a bar or restaurant, you don't tip properly, we judge you (sorry). Sometimes, the first thing I want to do in the morning, is not have sex, but actually sleep a little bit longer. Your chances of me making you French toast increase significantly this way. WE HATE GAMES. WE REALLY HATE FUCKING GAMES. Except for Pictionary, because that shit is fun. A hand job is a man's job. We don't want to be your friend with benefits. We grow up and we change. -
Concert: Brand New/Manchester Orchestra.
Film: I have no idea. I don't claim to be some film buff, I just enjoy movies. I didn't see a lot in the theatre. And most movies I saw came out years ago.
Album/Band/Celeb: Does it fucking matter? No. And honestly, I was thinking about, racking my brain for the entirety of 3 minutes - until I realized that I really don't care. Celebs? Are you serious? Let's care more about shit that doesn't affect us so that we can ignore the shit that really does. -
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I haven't played the Words with Friends game in over a week or more. I can't remember. I should probably get back to it now that the semester is over. SORRY.
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Hahaha, whoever you are - I like you already.
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6’s Bio
See that girl in the princess dress? She eats babies for breakfast. She also hates how she can't edit her fucking typos after posting them. She's not striving for perfection - just proper spelling.
