Jesus

..about 2 months ago?

Thanks haha but I'm getting rid soon I think.

Dead most likely.

8 haha

Nope :( gave them all away to cousins/mates

14

I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING FRIEND.

Fuck off Sam I've already liked ya damn band page you know that.

you're English are fantastic.

Really? Wow, okay. Yeah, I don't write status' saying how much I love him. In fact I don't think I've even mentioned him in a status. Or wrote on his wall with a billion kisses or saying that I love him. Oh and, I'm sorry my profile picture isn't of me and him with our tongues all over each others faces. Because clearly that's what love is.
(And also, its SEEM you fucking plank.)

Christ I'm not that scary, but I guess it doesn't help that most of the time I ignore people haha. Errrm, just start the conversation differently. I hate small talk. Come off as a psycho if you need to, but don't be plain cause I bore easily.

Oh for gods sake..

If you think my formsprings that attractive, you should check out my facebook. You'd be in cyber heaven corr.

I've checked you out more than enough times already sir.

Its a 12 atm, stopping at a 14 (hopefully), soon as I scrounge a fiver off someone to buy me it haha.

Neither, my plentiful supply of vodka.

The one great advantage of being a filthy foreigner- no.

Giant tampon.

Ash from Pokemon. He has his Pikachu, I have a Kaneka.