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      WOW SUCH A GOOD QUESTION!!!
      100% bone, because sure I'd be a hideously deformed skeletal beast of a girl, but I could have my own comic book franchise and eventually turn it into a Hollywood film starring Angelina Jolie as Skeleton Girl. Yes.

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      OH! This is such a belated reply, but thankyou very much :D

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      i love you for not comparing me to stings daughter. i love you for your honesty, your beauty, your anonymity, your gorgeous pixelated grey face and that cute thing you do with your hair, you little minx. be my wife/husband. and i'll buy us so many cats you'll wonder why you sent me this.... then they'll all die of neglect except one, loyal Fifi, who i shall live with until my last day on this earth when you savagely murder me with a tin opener. then you'll develop a tuna allergy. what will Fifi eat?

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      :S I really cannot see this comparison but I think you may either be Katherine or Natalie?? Both of them say I look like her, I think I look more like some form of small amphibian. Not necessarily in a bad way, y'know, I think I work the scaley green look like a talented supermodel. The Sting's daughter thing? Not so much...

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      2Dalex responded to Bippie 23 Jun 10

      seeing as, probably due to a typo, you wrote that i COULD reach the roof, then I would just open the window again.
      Failing that, I'd cut my hair rather than yell for help... I'm assuming if I was in a car I'd be in the middle of a road, driving, so it's hardly the best situation to seek help... besides my hair is badly cut and all different lengths and colours anyway, one missing strand wouldn't make an awful lot of difference =)

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      OH NOW I UNDERSTAND. I am a silly sack 8-) here's me thinking some dirty faced young rapscallion was sneering over his keyboard at me and it was YOU all along!!! Feel free to purchase me at a very affordable rate =)

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      Why so many R's?
      But if u r lyk rly fit and rich with lots of £££ nd a wel nice car then yeh il b ur loverrrr.
      I'm kidding. I don't know who you are. Get out of my office.

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      I DONT KNOW MIKE I DONT KNOW, if I knew I would be un-skint,
      and I could never ever pick my favourite food, I get extremely excited about many different types and often end up choking from too much clapping and singing whilst eating then somebody has to call an ambulance and then our meal is ruined. My favourite foods tend to be bread or meat based though... like... hamburgers and subs and really large sandwhiches I ALSO am a fan of foreign food and spicy food and OHMYGOD those stalls in camden that do noodles in little silver containers which I'm sure are sent from some magical place in the sky...........I'll stop.

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      Thing is, this has been sitting in my inbox for about 5 days because it is rather humorous but I just can't be flapped to answer it!

Alexandra Scarlett

Your breadbox, UK

www.alex-fralex-melon-wax.blogspot.com

Alexandra Scarlett’s Bio

If it bothers you that I'm in love with Chuck Jones despite his undeniable lack of current existence then we can't be friends. Twilight is the most overrated franchise of the 21st century but I eat my biscuits upside down, how about you?

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