They'd only tell me to STFU after I talked to them long enough about my problems.

I'm married to a chibi girl. Awkward.

Back Dat Azz Up - DMX

What am I, Amish? I use my phone!

How would I know the old lady would be kind? She could be faking it for all I care. As for the guy of my dreams, I don't even know who that is. But I do know that one of those people will be my best friend.

I did it to myself because I enjoy torturing myself.

Ugh, how hard. Probably red, since I don't wear it often. Then again, I'd miss my Converses...

The void will be the opportunity to watch better TV shows.

Y... Yes.

I think they're good in their own ways. 'Cause you know, it's hard to decide between stuff like Monty Python and Patton Oswalt. But maybe British humor is a bit more witty.

Get in line, pal!

Probably when I was in my preteens and my mom just dribbled some liquid soap in her hand and rubbed it all in my mouf. I think I said a swear word, or some such.

MMMMMM, lots of kinds! Comic, manga, anime, vintage... it really varies! Shit, I wish I could even do graffiti art because I admire that type of art as well. 8)

Delicious, delicious cookies 'n cream.

Start WHAT fires!? They've been burnin' ever since the world's been turnin'!

Being an artist just sort of came naturally to me since I was a kid. When I realized I actually had enough talent to produce my own work, I became more dedicated to it. Comics inspired me to want to hopefully, someday, do something professional with it.

Bidoof, of course! :3

Slowly After by Lovebird. Don't know what it is about that song, but I just love that beat to it.

I DUNNO, ASK MY GRAMMA. :>