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    1. Richard Alpert
      1867MrAlpert 12 Apr 10

      how do you manage to get such a clean shave after 140 odd years living on an island consisting mostly of jungle?

      It comes with the never ending age. Although there was that one time in the 70's.

    2. Richard Alpert
      1867MrAlpert 12 Apr 10

      Out of all the girls still alive on the island, who would you bang?

      Not Kate that's for sure.

    3. Richard Alpert
      1867MrAlpert 11 Apr 10

      So, um, Richard... do you know how the whole war on the island ends and what happened to everyone etc?

      Negative.

    4. Richard Alpert
      1867MrAlpert 11 Apr 10

      Are you the devil?

      No I am no the devil.

    5. Richard Alpert
      1867MrAlpert 11 Apr 10

      The Purge: why??

      DHAMRA broke the rules. Jacob told me that DHARMA was huge danger to the island.

    6. Richard Alpert
      1867MrAlpert 11 Apr 10

      Who is Jacob?

      A betrayer, a man that held secrets from me. A man that hasn't told me what I'm meant to do.... yet.

    7. Richard Alpert
      1867MrAlpert 10 Apr 10

      Why don't you have any children?

      I'm very careful since I don't age.

    8. Richard Alpert
      1867MrAlpert 10 Apr 10

      are you a peter puffer?

      I literally have no idea what that is.

    9. Richard Alpert
      1867MrAlpert 10 Apr 10

      who all have you fucked in the last 200 years?

      I still remain faithful to my late wife Isabella.

    10. Richard Alpert
      1867MrAlpert 10 Apr 10

      Do you suck dick?

      No, I am not a homosexual.

    11. Richard Alpert
      1867MrAlpert 10 Apr 10

      How was your wife in the sack?

      That is private.

    12. Richard Alpert
      1867MrAlpert 10 Apr 10

      When it comes time to party, do you party hard?

      I have a soft spot for partying hard. The recruiting and lying to people gets stressful. So partying is very relaxing.

    13. Richard Alpert
      1867MrAlpert 10 Apr 10

      How do you tell yourself apart from Joseph Fiennes?

      He wears less eyeliner.

    14. Richard Alpert
      1867MrAlpert 10 Apr 10

      How useful was a bible to learn English, honestly? Isn't the language even more dated than you are?

      I'm assuming you are talking about in 1867. It was very difficult but I was a fast learner.

    15. Richard Alpert
      1867MrAlpert 10 Apr 10

      Significance of 1867?

      That was the year that changed my life.

    16. Richard Alpert
      1867MrAlpert 10 Apr 10

      in what way did Jacob touch you?

      He touched me on my arm.

    17. Richard Alpert
      1867MrAlpert 10 Apr 10

      Are you aware of a singer named Cher, who has the same abilities as you? Has she been to the Island?

      No, it's just a matter of coincidence.

    18. Richard Alpert
      1867MrAlpert 10 Apr 10

      Is Ben a virgin?

      I'm not Benjamin Linus.

    19. Richard Alpert
      1867MrAlpert 10 Apr 10

      YOU ARE THE MAN?!?!?

      Thanks.

    20. Richard Alpert
      1867MrAlpert 10 Apr 10

      How do you feel about all of the eyeliner accusations?

      Nothing I guess I'm used to it.

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Richard Alpert’s Bio

Born in 1831 and still alive in 2007. Saved by a Man in Black and betrayed by Jacob. I'm fluent in English, Latin, and Spanish. I once tried to kill myself but since Jacob touched me I can't. Did I mention I've been alive since 1867?

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