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i laughed
i laughed because it's all so silly, it's all so ridiculous.
when you look at me
i laughed!
i laughed and cried at the same time
because it's all so funny, all of us,
because the problem with tragedy
is that it lacks comedy
i laughed
i laughed and laughed and laughed -
"really papi? really?!!"
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i don't know anything about this show! you should ask someone at the website that happens after the ellen thing
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yes, email autostraddle [dot] merch [at] gmail [dot] com
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it's from a really really funny email i got from a fan once, who wrote "excitant" instead of "excited," and then alex, caitlin and i started using it all the time. and me and stef and alex had talked about starting a magazine called excitant. now i think we all use it -- like all of my "core group of friends from the nyc days who i am still friends with now" -- we all use it instead of "exciting." then a year later brooke asked me what i wanted the name of the LLC to be and i had like five minutes to answer and so that's what i said.
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i think you should find an exterminator on formspring and hire it to come exterminate the hell out of your unit. they'll want you to move all your shit out of the room for them to motherfuck it, which is a perfect time to put your shit into bags and then leave
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wouldn't it be funny if questions like these were actually up to me, like if i truly was the Queen of Gold Stars and the Queen of Your Sexual Orientation and I could just be like "yes, you've had sex!" or "yes, you're bisexual!" or "you're a gold star" and that would be like, the end of your investigation? that would be so funny and fucked. anyhow
take these pebbles from my hand, grasshopper: you shiny shiny gold star you -
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looking back on my life
and all the liars and cheaters
all the delusions i believed in that weren't real
sold to me by delusional people
the secret relationships people had
with other people
while also in a relationship with me
and hell the things i've done to people, too,
in the past,
i think that "trust issues"
are inevitable
like chicken pox
the really bad kind
that scars
but trust issues aren't necessarily a trump card
one day you'll meet a person you can trust
not because "trustworthy" is a fixed quality --
sometimes you can trust a person
who somebody else trusted but shouldn't have --
but someone who, for whatever reason,
loves you louder than your issues.
it's real , i promise.
you're not ruined,
you're just alive. -
i bet you're not stupid, so i think you should stop being lazy and then you won't have to worry about questions like this
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riese’s Bio
autostraddle by day, poetry by night, f*cking revolution
