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      Kanye West (esp Monster, Take it for the Team), Butt Trumpet (I've Been So Mad Lately), Non-prophets, Sage Francis (Civil Disobedience), Jay-Z (Dirt Off Ya Shoulder is my song and also my signature move!)

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      I don't have Antiks, I was just trying to drum up business for Quadzilla. ;)
      I paid for my new Reidell 595s right before his boots came out (not that I could have afforded them anyway) and the breaking in has been such a hellish ordeal that I vowed to never, ever, ever buy another pair of boots if I could help it. But quite a few guys and girls on my league have bought or tried them and they all adore them!

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      You're welcome! I like reading your blog and following your adventures. I hope everything works out for you.

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      AHAHAHAAHAHA If I could get paid to skate and fuck all my problems (and I do mean ALL my problems) would be solved. YES ANON, HIRE ME IMMEDIATELY.
      C'mon dude, let's make this happen!! hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaa

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      Yeah it's amazing. You can use a cotton ball or pad instead of paper towel. It works really well for glitter or thick smear-y colors too. I paint my nails a lot and if I used acetone every time they'd probably peel off my fingers!

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      I've been skating derby for two years.

      Growing up, my family ice skated a lot (Northern Michigan, what up!), I roller skated a handful of times as a kid, and when I was twelve, thirteen, fourteen I speed skated on ice.

      When my boyfriend and I went to a bout for one of our first dates I loved it instantly. I kept insisting, "I could do this!" A few months later I bought a pair of starter skates and headed to try outs. It had been years since I speed skated and the parts I did remember didn't quite match up (quads are a lot different than 15" blades) and I had no idea how to stop, but I figured out the basics that night and made the first cut to become a New Bruiser for the Dockyard Derby Dames.

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      The beauty of tumblr is that you can portray yourself as badass as you want. For every picture I post of myself kicking life's ass there are ten of me awkwardly staring into my gin at a bar full of people cooler than me or dragging myself off the track with my thong hanging out my fishnets.

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      That photo was taken by a Dockyard Derby Dames photographer named Phil Peterson and I think the image belongs to the league. Try sending something to dyddmedia@gmail.com and they should have an answer for you. If you have any other questions for me you can email me at vivienross@gmail.com. What kind of advertisement are you working on?

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      Yeah I didn't mean to sound mean about it. I'm in Tacoma. Do you play derby? Also, I'm not too proficient with formspring. Can I answer you without putting the answer out there for all my Tumblr followers to see? Do you see this?

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      Eeeeeeeeee. There's a creepy way and a non-creepy way to tell someone, "I think I know where you live."

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      Uh. I guess I would say that there are leagues who are all about fun and there are leagues who are all about hardcore athleticism, but most leagues fall somewhere in between and if you are happy with where you are on that spectrum then you probably shouldn't care about some opinions that somebody you don't even know threw out on her tumblr.

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      No, I'm sorry. I would never utter, type, or in any way endorse that piece of advice. Sleeping with refs is awesome.

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      The person who asked this question obviously doesn't pay too much attention around here.

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